I'm sure there are other reasons too, but this one seems as good as any.
Originally Posted by buzz60
An 18-year-old boy in Bali who was caught having sex with a cow was forced to marry it in front of hundreds of people, according to video from Buzz: 60.
The teen said he thought the cow was a beautiful woman and it wooed him with compliments, the video says. Officials didn't buy it, deciding on the marriage as punishment.
The teen passed out during the ceremony and the town decided to drown the cow.
Video at link:
The cow, of course, was survived by her husband. But hey, who hasn't been there? You're just walking through a pasture and a cow starts wooing you with compliments. Oh well, I'm sure the kid will get over his broken heart eventually and mooove on. I think it's safe to say that his first taste of marriage was an udder disaster.