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May 28th, 2012, 08:20 PM
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Grand Poobah.. in waiting 
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Men's English... eh
Well, it's only fair that I post this also...
Many I just can't agree though...  -----------------  Men's English! I'm hungry = I'm hungry I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy I'm tired = I'm tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you What's wrong? = What stupid self-inflicted psychological trauma is it now? What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? I love you = Let's have sex now I love you, too = Okay, I said it. Now can we have sex Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep then maybe sex? Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with anybody else Men & Women Jokes
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May 28th, 2012, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy 1
Well, it's only fair that I post this also...
Many I just can't agree though... ----------------- Men's English! I'm hungry = I'm hungry I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy I'm tired = I'm tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you What's wrong? = What stupid self-inflicted psychological trauma is it now? What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? I love you = Let's have sex now I love you, too = Okay, I said it. Now can we have sex Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep then maybe sex? Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with anybody else Men & Women Jokes  Hmm...
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May 28th, 2012, 08:56 PM
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Grand Poobah.. in waiting
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I think I like..Ms.Mona.. she's got a great sense of humor.
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