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Old May 23rd, 2012, 09:53 PM   #1
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 10:49 PM   #2
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People have gone completely nuts!
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 10:56 PM   #3
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That machine is a 30 lb capacity, Wascomat washer/Extractor.

I could have had that baby out of there in about 5 seconds. I know those machines very well having installed, serviced them and sold them for a few years.

As soon as the dumbass shut the door, it locked the door and began filling the tub with HOT water.... flowing through the chemical drawer to get the soap they were using. You can see it foaming up inside, in the video.

This child had to be injured - multiple falls and bumps into the stainless steel ribs, probably head injuries, chemical burns, scalding and numerous contusions, bumps and bruises.

The news reports, they haven't located the parents or this baby yet.

They ought to have their ass removed for this.
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Originally Posted by Midnight Marauder View Post
That machine is a 30 lb capacity, Wascomat washer/Extractor.

I could have had that baby out of there in about 5 seconds. I know those machines very well having installed, serviced them and sold them for a few years.

As soon as the dumbass shut the door, it locked the door and began filling the tub with HOT water.... flowing through the chemical drawer to get the soap they were using. You can see it foaming up inside, in the video.

This child had to be injured - multiple falls and bumps into the stainless steel ribs, probably head injuries, chemical burns, scalding and numerous contusions, bumps and bruises.

The news reports, they haven't located the parents or this baby yet.

They ought to have their ass removed for this.
Well, hopefully, if they are dumb enough to do this, they are dumb enough to return to that same laundry and perhaps they can be caught.
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 11:02 PM   #5
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Well, hopefully, if they are dumb enough to do this, they are dumb enough to return to that same laundry and perhaps they can be caught.
They'd be dumb enough not to take that baby immediately to the hospital. No telling how much of the liquor it swallowed.
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 11:10 PM   #6
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The Associated Press: Mom of boy locked in NJ washing machine: Wasn't me


 
Sakia David said Wednesday she didn't even know about the May 11 incident until she saw the video on the news. She said her year-old son was treated at a hospital for scrapes and bruises and wasn't seriously injured.

David said the woman in the video is the girlfriend of the boy's father and was baby-sitting him. David said she doesn't know who the man in the video is.
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That's good news.

The cake in the basket probably cushioned most of the blows. Would have been alot worse empty.
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 11:20 PM   #8
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Unbelieveable! Mom says she'll "think twice" before allowing the father's girlfriend to babysit again??!! No fuckin' way she gets anywhere near him again if he were my child. I swear, some folks are so stupid it's a wonder they manage to walk upright and breathe in and out!!!
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Natural law: You get more of what you reward and less of what you punish.
Welfare state: We reward stupidity and sloth, and punish intelligence and work.

You do the math.
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