Man in chicken suit cries "fowl"

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(07-22) 04:10 PDT Searcy, Ark. (AP) --

To Steven Turnage, it was bad enough to dress up in a chicken suit and stand along a city street in 105-degree heat. Having passers-by shoot bottle rockets at him has him crying foul.

"People don't take this costume seriously," said Turnage, who wears the suit to promote a fast-food restaurant. "They need to understand that there's a human underneath that suit. It's getting to the point where this is really a dangerous situation."

One rocket nearly hit him in the eye and another burned part of his suit. Police have heard Turnage's complaints but haven't issued any citations.

"Obviously it is against city ordinance to shoot fireworks inside the city limits," police spokeswoman Amber Dillon said.

Turnage said that during the two weeks he has worn the chicken suit people have thrown smokeless tobacco cans at him and tossed frozen drinks. After a bottle rocket attack, he called police.

"It's challenging," Turnage said. "You've got to be very dedicated and have a high tolerance for heat. You almost have to have a calling from the Lord to do this type of work."

DUH!!!!

 

"It's challenging," Turnage said. "You've got to be very dedicated and have a high tolerance for heat. You almost have to have a calling from the Lord to do this type of work."

Now God is "calling" people to dress up like chickens? Hmmm... I thought he was outsourcing for that particular occupation.

Originally Posted by trlrtrash13

Now God is "calling" people to dress up like chickens? Hmmm... I thought he was outsourcing for that particular occupation.

Hahahahahahahaha - how did I miss this until this morning? *wipin the coffee off the monitor*

[colehart]

A calling from the Lord? I think maybe a higher education would help more.