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You visiting value-added Thai massage parlours now? Edgy.
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Old August 9th, 2017, 11:05 AM
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Hey, they have those value added coffee houses in Switzerland too.
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Gentlemen, he said I don't need your organization, I've shined your shoes
I've moved your mountains and marked your cards
But Eden is burning either brace yourself for elimination
Or else your hearts must have the courage for the changing of the guards.
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I see. Well, at least they're not joking about their coffee with cream.
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I'll stick with the brothels in NV.
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Old August 11th, 2017, 11:29 AM
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How pedestrian.
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Gentlemen, he said I don't need your organization, I've shined your shoes
I've moved your mountains and marked your cards
But Eden is burning either brace yourself for elimination
Or else your hearts must have the courage for the changing of the guards.
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My only problem is I live in WI.



(But I used to live in Reno, and the brothels were a blast. You don't necessarily have to get laid when you go to a brothel, they're a great place to just party.)

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There is joke somewhere in there about not getting laid in a brothel.
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I've moved your mountains and marked your cards
But Eden is burning either brace yourself for elimination
Or else your hearts must have the courage for the changing of the guards.
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