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Sometimes the smartest in our midst demonstrate a gross lack of observation. Particularly headline writers. Please use this thread to submit Headlines that can't be meaning what it looks like they are meaning. THis one to start off from Yahoo news stories.

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Well with more than one wife I would probably want out as well.
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Gentlemen, he said I don't need your organization, I've shined your shoes
I've moved your mountains and marked your cards
But Eden is burning either brace yourself for elimination
Or else your hearts must have the courage for the changing of the guards.
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Before James Taranto vanished behind the WSJ paywall, his column was awesome for this: he'd have a couple of hilariously inept headlines quoted in each. Alas, harder now.
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Yahoo, the gift that keeps giving.

Florida gator that killed boy likely removed: authorities

"likely"? Something that big you would think you would remember where you put it.
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I've moved your mountains and marked your cards
But Eden is burning either brace yourself for elimination
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Hey, a new player on the block! From "The Local" Germany's news in English.

Germany says 'won't let anyone take Europe from us'

Didn't they say that twice before? Maybe something got lost in translation.
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I've moved your mountains and marked your cards
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Al Qaeda urges lone wolves to target whites, to avoid 'hate crime' label

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Mutilated Body Parts Wash Up on a Rio Beach Designated for Olympic Volleyball

Feminists go too far.
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Did the Saudi Arabian team arrive early?
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I've moved your mountains and marked your cards
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A Saudi team in women's beach volley - all presumably in burkhas - would be Monty Python-class entertainment.
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You mean like the Iranian women's soccer team?

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But Eden is burning either brace yourself for elimination
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