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Old April 7th, 2013, 12:27 PM
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She ate the whole thing,
of course she did.
Look at the frigging hog.
The bones of countless dead chickens at her feet.
Sacrificing themselves in the hopes that one of them might manage
to lodge a bone crosswise in her cavernous maw.
Strangling the hog,
saving the lives of countless innocent chickens.
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Old April 7th, 2013, 02:05 PM
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You tawkin to me? Nuh huh, I don't think so. You better chiggity check yoself before you riggity wreck yoself honey child.
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Old April 7th, 2013, 08:01 PM
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The chicken bucket looks so tiny next to her. I'd guess KFC won't use that shot for advertising.
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The chicken bucket looks so tiny next to her. I'd guess KFC won't use that shot for advertising.
That's cuz it's only the three piece bucket...
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That's cuz it's only the three piece bucket...
still cost you three monthly installments of $19.95 LOL
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That's cuz it's only the three piece bucket...
I didn't know that KFC had a three piece bucket. I boycott them because they use Tyson chicken.
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It's gotta be the three chicken bucket.
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