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Old April 2nd, 2013, 11:58 AM
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Pushing my buttons, you try every day,
to drive me insane or drive me away'
You know the right buttons, you've got them down pat,
driving me crazy is where your head's at.

It seems to be working, I'm madder than Hell,
if you keep on pushing, I'll probably kill.
You must get a kick out of driving me mad,
the final result though will likely be bad.

I'll be out the door, maybe long gone,
and the game you are playing you will have won.
If it would make you happy to be rid of me,
keep pushing my buttons and it's happy you'll be.

There is a downside to your heartless game,
you may find my reaction not always the same.
One day I'll be hurting and walk out the door,
the next day I'm running cause I can't take anymore.

Next time I'll ignore you while you're pushing away,
I won't be affected by these games you play.
Perhaps I will threaten to kick your damn ass,
then cool down, think it over, then let it pass.

One day I'll surprise you while having your fun,
when I reach in my pocket and pull out a gun.
What will be your reaction, when you look in my eye,
when you see I'm not joking and you're going to die.

Will you then panic and bolt for the door,
or will you go on and push my buttons some more.
You should be thankful I have not killed you yet,
since the game you are playing is like russian roulette.

Quit or keep pushing, you really must choose,
when you least expect it you're going to lose.
You'll push the wrong button and get a surprise,
when I put a bullet between your damn eyes.


d.l.c. 2-5-97


this is supposed to be humorous
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Old April 2nd, 2013, 12:14 PM
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Hmmm.. I'm sensing a visit from the anti-gun nuts in your future.
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