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“I think it’s unfair. We voted for Hillary Clinton, but it is Trump who won. It is unfair,” Heloïse said.
Gentlemen, he said I don't need your organization, I've shined your shoes
I've moved your mountains and marked your cards
But Eden is burning either brace yourself for elimination
Or else your hearts must have the courage for the changing of the guards.
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Millennials.
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DO they live in your basement and are on your healthcare plan?
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Gentlemen, he said I don't need your organization, I've shined your shoes
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But Eden is burning either brace yourself for elimination
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Absolutely. Cats are the ur-millenials.
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I have three old cars up on cement blocks and wash my clothes in the sink... I get a redneck prize.
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You have a sink? Inside? Ten point deduction from Gryffindor.
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Gentlemen, he said I don't need your organization, I've shined your shoes
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But Eden is burning either brace yourself for elimination
Or else your hearts must have the courage for the changing of the guards.
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