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Honestly, alone with a Russian female in a room for a month is hell on Earth, even if she is cum-slurping material. They are so ruined by 70 year of communism followed by 20 of unbridled maffiaism that they could give predatory gold digger classes to Chinese women.

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But Eden is burning either brace yourself for elimination
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