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Old March 27th, 2013, 03:09 PM
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Cool Fall For You

Although your ears don't fit your head,
and your beauty don't knock men dead.
Don't despair, don't be blue,
someone's gonna fall for you.

Although that spud stuck to your face,
that giant nose, takes all the space.
Don't despair, don't be blue,
someone's gonna fall for you.

Although you weigh four hundred pounds,
and can't eat without the heifer sounds'
Don't despair, don't be blue,
someone's sure to fall for you.

Although you stink to Heaven high,
and birds are dropping from the sky,
Don't despair, don't be blue,
someone's sure to fall for you'

Although your house is a pig sty,
and when you pass you waddle by.
Don't despair, don't be blue,
someone will surely fall for you.

Some dude as cute as mister Ed,
some dude who's certfied brain dead.
Some dude with drool all on his chin,
who's just escaped the looney bin.

Someone like you who eats pig swill,
who doesn't even mind your smell.
Some dude who is completely blind,
who has surely lost his mind.

Someone so hard up for some romance,
he'd marry a cow to get down its pants.
So don't despair, just be cool,
someday you'll find a total fool.
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Old March 27th, 2013, 04:20 PM
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Although your ears don't fit your head,
and your beauty don't knock men dead.
Don't despair, don't be blue,
someone's gonna fall for you.

Although that spud stuck to your face,
that giant nose, takes all the space.
Don't despair, don't be blue,
someone's gonna fall for you.

Although you weigh four hundred pounds,
and can't eat without the heifer sounds'
Don't despair, don't be blue,
someone's sure to fall for you.

Although you stink to Heaven high,
and birds are dropping from the sky,
Don't despair, don't be blue,
someone's sure to fall for you'

Although your house is a pig sty,
and when you pass you waddle by.
Don't despair, don't be blue,
someone will surely fall for you.

Some dude as cute as mister Ed,
some dude who's certfied brain dead.
Some dude with drool all on his chin,
who's just escaped the looney bin.

Someone like you who eats pig swill,
who doesn't even mind your smell.
Some dude who is completely blind,
who has surely lost his mind.

Someone so hard up for some romance,
he'd marry a cow to get down its pants.
So don't despair, just be cool,
someday you'll find a total fool.
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