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I'd guessed all of this immediately when I first saw the news stories on it. Poor Robin Meade was expressing SUCH sorrow for the "victim" not knowing it was the perp.

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Report: Man Ejected From Somali Plane in Midair Was Suicide Bomber



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The man who died after being sucked out of a Somali passenger jet in midair on Monday appears to have been the person who detonated the bomb, reports the Wall Street Journal.

Man Reportedly Sucked Out of Somali Passenger Plane After Midair Explosion

A Daallo Airlines flight had been in the air over Somalia for only five minutes when a hole opened…
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Citing a diplomatic source, the Journal’s Heidi Vogt writes that the man was able to “bypass rigorous security screening in Mogadishu” by arriving to the airport in a wheelchair. The source said the man was loaded onto the plane in the wheelchair and then moved to a regular seat. Five minutes after takeoff he then would have detonated the bomb and been pulled through the resultant hole in the fuselage.

All other passengers survived the incident, meaning this ended up being closer to a Jackass stunt than a terror attack.
I'm giving this failure Jihadist wannabe the early lead for the 2016 Darwin Award.
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