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I mean, this is TX. Shouldn't like at least of the adult members of that congregation have been packing?
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We don't wear sidearms in church, it's the House of the Lord. Never have, even back in the Old West days.
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when mr. Kelley emerged from the church, an armed neighbor exchanged gunfire with him, hitting mr. Kelley, who fled in his vehicle. Neighbors apparently followed him, chasing him into the next county, guadalupe county, where mr. Kelley crashed his car. Mr. Kelley was found dead in his vehicle. Officials said it was unclear how mr. Kelley had died.
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A neighboring redneck just drove the dude into a ditch and shot the sumbitch.

Texas shooting: Hero tackled gunman as he left the church | Daily Mail Online
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How quaint. You'd have thought that the gun-free zone as a mass murder honey trap would have penetrated by now.
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The question now is, how long before the Left calls for these guys to be arrested for violating the killer's civil rights?

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This, btw, is why I'm very modestly impressed by US gun law. If the armed citizenry is to be the massive deterrent that justifies all the passion killing with guns of opportunity, then the citizenry actually has to be armed. And ready. All the time. This half-assed shit - guns for everyone, except citizens who are lawful can't actually carry them anywhere except in their own backyard - is clearly the worst of both worlds.
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How quaint. You'd have thought that the gun-free zone as a mass murder honey trap would have penetrated by now.
Personally I haven't been inside any church since 1981. So, there's that.
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That's neither here nor there. It's not like this is the first or even the second church shooting in the US. You'd think the powers that be would get a fricken clue. If you have a gun society, have a bloody gun society, not this guns for retards, disarmament for everyone else shit.
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