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Old September 15th, 2014, 11:13 AM
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I greet you in the name of God Almighty, I am Mrs. Elizabeth Mohamed Galal formerly known as Mrs. Rukan Mohamed, a widow to Late Dr. Mohamed Galal.The name Elizabeth is sequel to my newly found faith, Christianity. I am aware that this certainly an unconventional approach to starting a relationship.However, I would want you to give this proposal a good thought. I crave your most desired indulgence. I am woman suffering from cancer. From all indications, my condition is really deteriorating and is quite obvious that I may not live long because the cancer stage is very severe.My late husband died in an air crash.


My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth. My personal physician told me that I may not live for so long and I am so scared about this. So, I adopted the attitude of giving, by contributing to the well being of less privileged people in the society like America, Canada, Africa, Europe and Asian Countries. I understand my request of you is no doubt is tasking. I selected you for this purpose and prayed over it.


I am willing to donate the sum of Eight Million United States Dollars (US$8,000,000.00) to you for the development of the well being of handicapped in the society and also as aids for the less privileged around your country, and I have mapped out One Million, Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$1,200.000.00)for your own personal use to help me! for this work which will stand for logistic and your compensation.



The fund i budgeted for this project is with a Bank in the USA. Therefore immediate application for Change of Beneficiary in order to make you the beneficiary of the fund will be put in place immediately I confirm your acknowledgement to do this.Please, do not reply me if you have the intention of using this fund for personal use, than enhancement of the comfort of the Handicapped.Lastly, I want you/your home to be praying for me as regards to my entire!life and my health because I have come to find out since my spiritual birth lately that wealth acquisition without God one's life is vanity upon



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