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Old April 5th, 2014, 08:09 AM
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Default Motorist, 21, Wearing A "Drunk As Shit" T-Shirt Is Arrested For Drunk Driving

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An Oregon motorist wearing a “Drunk As Shit” t-shirt was arrested Sunday night on a DUI charge.

Ross McMakin, a 21-year-old Corvalis resident, was collared after he drove his vehicle on the sidewalk, struck a parked car, and then assaulted his girlfriend when she tried to seize the car keys.

According to cops, McMakin, seen in the adjacent mug shot, was behind the wheel because his girlfriend did not know how to drive a stick shift. *

McMakin was charged with an assortment of crimes, including drunk driving, reckless endangerment, harassment, and strangulation (for throttling his girlfriend).

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I applaud his honesty in advertising.
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Points for the pun - use of the word "collared" in a t-shirt story.
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Heh. Good catch.
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That should be on americas dumbest criminals
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