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August 3rd, 2012, 10:28 AM
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Cop Catches Man, 76, Performing Oral Sex on Woman, 64, In South Carolina Park
Surrounded by open vodka bottles, the elderly lovebirds had their tryst truncated by an unfortunate member of the Myrtle Beach Police Department.
According to an arrest report, James Harsey and Audra Rodriguez were trysting by a bridge in Balsam Park in Myrtle Beach. Surrounded by “several bottles of vodka,” Harsey “had his head between the legs” of Rodriguez “performing oral sex on her exposed genitals.” Harsey and Rodriguez, pictured in the above mug shots, are scheduled to appear in General Sessions court today. A Myrtle Beach Police Department report describes what one unfortunate officer encountered when he came upon Harsey and Rodriguez lying on the ground near a bush: “He observed Offender 2 laying on her back with her shorts and panties pulled down to her ankles and her genitals exposed. Offender 1 was laying face down between Offender 2’s legs performing oral sex on Offender 2.” Along with misdemeanor lewd and lascivious conduct charges, Harsey and Rodriguez were charged with being intoxicated in the park, where “they had 3 bottles of vodka, all opened.” read more |
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August 4th, 2012, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Newsboi
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August 4th, 2012, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by trlrtrash13
One for him, one for her, and one for sanitation?
sanitation??  hahahaha.... that is definitely crazy news.  I appreciated reading it though. I was concerned about Steve being lewd and lascivious  the other day when he pat me on the butt in public. I was probably just paranoid b/c of the security guard. lol 
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August 5th, 2012, 12:49 PM
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Good Lord, only 3 bottles? I would start the bidding at cases.
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August 7th, 2012, 01:08 PM
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Okay there was a mental image I didn't need
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August 7th, 2012, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Ms.Mona
sanitation??
hahahaha.... that is definitely crazy news. I appreciated reading it though. I was concerned about Steve being lewd and lascivious the other day when he pat me on the butt in public. I was probably just paranoid b/c of the security guard. lol |
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March 5th, 2013, 07:53 AM
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When asked what he was doing, he claimed he was trying to recussitate her.
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March 5th, 2013, 10:14 AM
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March 5th, 2013, 10:05 PM
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Oh..oh..oh.. there isn't enough mind bleach.
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