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Old November 29th, 2013, 09:21 AM
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How very apropos, in these days of Obamacare.
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Despite their weight, wild turkeys, unlike their domestic counterparts, are agile fliers. In ideal habitat of open woodland or wooded grasslands,[14] they may fly beneath the canopy top and find perches. They usually fly close to the ground for no more than a quarter mile (400 m).
Domesticated turkeys do not so much fly as plummet. Wild turkeys do fly in a limited sense as described above which accounts for the lack of narratives describing huge flocks of migratory turkeys darkening the sky. So while not totally flightless, at least for wild turkeys, the domesticated version, which would have been the ones used in the skit, certainly would not have retained that genetic advantage.
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Turkeys can fly.
They damn sure do. We had to keep their wings clipped backna day when we were raising dozens of them, and their pen had a chicken wire lid on it.

They have a Wright brothers sort of flight, never high off the ground, but they run and flap their wings and achieve long hops of flight, about three feet off the ground.

Makes them a bitch to catch.
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I know I hit one in the old yellow Freightliner I had back around 2002. Fucked my hood and grill all up. But yeah, he flew right out in front of me.
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That's taking the whole grill ornament thing a bit far.
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I was just glad that he didn't come through the windshield. Another foot off the ground and that's where he would have hit.
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When I was a kid, a friend and I took a dead goose we found and tied a long cord around it's feet and then threw the goose over a telephone line that crossed the road in front of my parents house. We dropped the goose right on the windshield of the next car to come by. He slammed on his breaks and got out and looked up and down the the street for what he had hit. We had pulled the goose back up in the air though and he couldn't figure it out. He didn't have a clue. I know it was dangerous but we were just kids.
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That goose could fly too. Or at least bungy-jump.
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