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Old April 10th, 2014, 08:00 PM
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That would be too good of a cosmic message: "Here stupid!! Use ALL of these and spare the world the blight of your idiot bloodline!"

Militant unawareness of one's surroundings being punished with permanently crippling and disfiguring injury or preferably even death, is better. The store couldn't have put a few 24 packs of Caffeine Free Diet Crap on top?

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Hmmm, no sign informing people of the danger of going over the chain? That's a suing.
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Sadly, if the guy was injured, the store's insurance will end up paying for his injuries even though it was completely his fault.
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Sadly, if the guy was injured, the store's insurance will end up paying for his injuries even though it was completely his fault.
That's why it would have been better if he'd died a violent and ugly death.
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How fast glee over the misfortunes of clumsy idiots turn to anger over ever-escalating insurance costs, eh?
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How fast glee over the misfortunes of clumsy idiots turn to anger over ever-escalating insurance costs, eh?
I just want the guy either dead, or castrated. Whatever it takes to weed him out of the gene pool.
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As long as he is neutered, fine.
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