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So Reb I got to wondering about this horrific plan of yours, to expel 11 million-plus people from the country.

For those who might not know, [MENTION=3232]bigrebnc1775[/MENTION] is adamant that ALL "illegals" should be deported. He prefers to call them all "criminals." That's been estimated to be between 11 million and 20 million people, I'll go with the smaller figure.

So, Reb. How you gonna do this? You gonna rely on them to voluntarily go to relocation centers, or are you going to round them up, or both?

Will you use billboards, TV and radio advertising, newspaper and magazine ads and such to let them know where the relocation centers are? Maybe scribblings on the front of buildings?

I assume you would need relocation centers, because that's alot of people and you wouldn't want to just flood train stations, bus terminals, and airports with these unwashed hordes, right? And you being humane and all, you wouldn't let them just concentrate and camp outdoors, right?

So... Once you concentrate them in the relocation centers, do you feed and water them? Do you do medical checks, record all their names, dates of birth and etc? Do you inventory their possessions? What possessions will you allow them to keep and take with them? Will you mark them or brand them in some way, so you can keep track of them? I know! How about barcode tattoos on their arms!

What about the sick and elderly ones Reb? What about the children among them who were born here. Are they "criminals" too? What's your plan for dealing with these?

Will you segregate them in the concentration ca-- I mean, relocation centers by religion? Or by region they are from? By country? What?

Finally, when your mode of transportation has been established, how will you determine which ones go first? Or do you just sort of let them go like a cow herd, towards the exits?

What kind of transport would you use Reb? Trucks? Trains? Planes? Buses? What?

What's your budget for this kind of operation Reb? How many millions or billions does it cost the taxpayer?

I really want to see your plan. You must be some kind of fucking genius.
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Old July 2nd, 2013, 06:05 PM
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So Reb I got to wondering about this horrific plan of yours, to expel 11 million-plus people from the country.

For those who might not know, bigrebnc is adamant that ALL "illegals" should be deported. He prefers to call them all "criminals." That's been estimated to be between 11 million and 20 million people, I'll go with the smaller figure.

So, Reb. How you gonna do this? You gonna rely on them to voluntarily go to relocation centers, or are you going to round them up, or both?

Will you use billboards, TV and radio advertising, newspaper and magazine ads and such to let them know where the relocation centers are? Maybe scribblings on the front of buildings?

I assume you would need relocation centers, because that's alot of people and you wouldn't want to just flood train stations, bus terminals, and airports with these unwashed hordes, right? And you being humane and all, you wouldn't let them just concentrate and camp outdoors, right?

So... Once you concentrate them in the relocation centers, do you feed and water them? Do you do medical checks, record all their names, dates of birth and etc? Do you inventory their possessions? What possessions will you allow them to keep and take with them? Will you mark them or brand them in some way, so you can keep track of them? I know! How about barcode tattoos on their arms!

What about the sick and elderly ones Reb? What about the children among them who were born here. Are they "criminals" too? What's your plan for dealing with these?

Will you segregate them in the concentration ca-- I mean, relocation centers by religion? Or by region they are from? By country? What?

Finally, when your mode of transportation has been established, how will you determine which ones go first? Or do you just sort of let them go like a cow herd, towards the exits?

What kind of transport would you use Reb? Trucks? Trains? Planes? Buses? What?

What's your budget for this kind of operation Reb? How many millions or billions does it cost the taxpayer?

I really want to see your plan. You must be some kind of fucking genius.
Illegals aren't hard to find. When they are found arrest them do the time at hard labor and send them back home.
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Illegals aren't hard to find. When they are found arrest them do the time at hard labor and send them back home.
Dumb ass.
Really? Time at hard labor? Doing what, busting rocks? Who's paying for all this influx of "criminals" into the prison system? Or, would you do special "holding facilities" for them? Send them back home how?

THIS is the extent of your thoughts about it? Gradually find and arrest them, then toss them in some camp busting rocks? Then what, just fucking teleport them home?
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Really? Time at hard labor? Doing what, busting rocks? Who's paying for all this influx of "criminals" into the prison system? Or, would you do special "holding facilities" for them? Send them back home how?

THIS is the extent of your thoughts about it? Gradually find and arrest them, then toss them in some camp busting rocks? Then what, just fucking teleport them home?
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Who's paying for all this influx of "criminals" into the prison system? You gonna feed 'em, house 'em? Or, would you do special "holding facilities" for them? Send them back home how?

THIS is the extent of your thoughts about it? Gradually find and arrest them, then toss them in some camp busting rocks or on some road gangs? Then what, just fucking teleport them home?
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Who's paying for all this influx of "criminals" into the prison system? You gonna feed 'em, house 'em? Or, would you do special "holding facilities" for them? Send them back home how?

THIS is the extent of your thoughts about it? Gradually find and arrest them, then toss them in some camp busting rocks or on some road gangs? Then what, just fucking teleport them home?
They will just like any criminal who has went to jail that owed money.
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and the ones who die working? would you just bury them on the side of the road? what about the ones who try to escape, would you just shoot them?
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You sound like you have something invested in the illegal issue.
You haven't hired any have you?
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Pay with what? Gold teeth you'll extract from them? Confiscated property?
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You haven't hired any have you?
I have something "invested" in exposing lying, racist louts before I "deport" them out of my house.
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and the ones who die working? would you just bury them on the side of the road? what about the ones who try to escape, would you just shoot them?
They do the crime they do the time. straw man.
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