How hot is it?

[Abogada]

My gosh...it's hotter in here than in FL

IT'S SO HOT in here.....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.

.....the trees are whistling for the dogs.

.....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance

.....hot water comes from both taps.

.....you can make sun tea instantly.

.....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

.....the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly.

.....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.

.....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

.....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.

.....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.

.....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?

.....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.

.....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.

.....the cows are giving evaporated milk.

.....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.


IT'S SO DRY IN here that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving rain checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!

[American Horse]

Funny!

Our temps have been above 100 (more like 104) for a couple of weeks now, here in southern Indiana.

Combine that with the low humidity and drought, and insects are so scarce that the free-range hens are laying much downsized eggs, if at all.

[Abogada]

If the cannabis that grows wild here spontaneously combusts, is there criminal intent if one stands and inhales it?