A snicker from facebook

[Midnight Marauder]

[Shadow]

They probably need that. Facebook posters (Just like USMB posters) take their posting etiquette very seriously. You of all people should know that.

Here...Good for a laugh.

Q: Why is Facebook like Jail?
A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!

Q: Why is Facebook a great site for loners?
A: Because it's the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser!

Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator?
A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it!

Q: Why is a survey, proving Facebook users have lower grades than non-users pointless?
A: Because Facebook users tell everyone how stupid they are with their status updates on a daily basis!

Q: Why should you create a Facebook Account with the name "Nobody"?
A: Because when somebody posts something stupid you can say "Nobody Likes This!"

Come to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo
Til' I Google all over your Facebook.

Q: When FaceBook, MySpace and Twitter merge into one super social networking company what will it be called?
A: They will call it "My Twit Face."

Q: How ugly was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend?
A: So ugly that Facebook banned her/his profile pic and sent her back to Myspace!

[Midnight Marauder]

Originally Posted by Shadow

They probably need that. Facebook posters (Just like USMB posters) take their posting Posting etiquette very seriously. You of all people should know that.

Here...Good for a laugh.

Q: Why is Facebook like Jail?
A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!

Q: Why is Facebook a great site for loners?
A: Because it's the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser!

Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator?
A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it!

Q: Why is a survey, proving Facebook users have lower grades than non-users pointless?
A: Because Facebook users tell everyone how stupid they are with their status updates on a daily basis!

Q: Why should you create a Facebook Account with the name "Nobody"?
A: Because when somebody posts something stupid you can say "Nobody Likes This!"

Come to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo
Til' I Google all over your Facebook.

Q: When FaceBook, MySpace and Twitter merge into one super social networking company what will it be called?
A: They will call it "My Twit Face."

Q: How ugly was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend?
A: So ugly that Facebook banned her/his profile pic and sent her back to Myspace!

Dennis Miller once quipped, "If Facebook was run by the government it would have been called "Buttfacebook!"

[Shadow]

Oh and incase you need these...they HAVE been written down and documented for future internet inhabitants. Top 15 Rules of posting.

Forum Posting Etiquette

Just like every other social venue in the world, internet forums have their own set of etiquette rules. If you want to make the most of your time online in an internet forum, find answers to your questions, or strike up interesting conversations, following the tips in this article can help you.

Forum Posting Etiquette - Yahoo! Voices - voices.yahoo.com

Just keep in mind the unwritten rule number 16. This only applies to "others".